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Kya tumhare pass hai? Sulagta...
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Kya tumhare pass hai?
Sulagta Jism,
Nashili Ankhe,
Kapkapati Awaj,
Thartharata Badan,
Kapkapate Hoth, Agar hai?
To tumhe SWINE FLU hai!!
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Tamil girls very fwd do u...
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Tamil girls very fwd
do u knw y...?
Coz..
When all the other girl say
Na, Hi, Hello,
they say

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WANNA CUM
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Kareena has small.! Rakhi has big.! Rani...
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Kareena has small.!
Rakhi has big.!
Rani has 1 big & 1 small!
Aishwaryarai has two small!
Whats that???
The letter R
U dirty mind...



Girlfriend- Darling tum muzse shädi...
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Girlfriend- Darling tum muzse shädi kab karoge?
Boyfriend - Are pagli,
Do Idli Aur Ek Mendu Wadä ke liye koi purä hotel kharidtä hai kyä?
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1 ladki bina sex kiye...
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1 ladki bina sex kiye pappu se paise leke bhag gayi pappu ne paper me AD di
Ek kudi kad 5,8 rang gora naam BINDU jise mile c*od le! Paise de rakhe hai.
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CHAND Dekhkar..... Sitare Bane AASMAN Dekhkar........
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CHAND Dekhkar..... Sitare Bane
AASMAN Dekhkar..... badal Bane
NADI Dekhkar..... Kinare Bane
Aur Aapke KAARNAAME Dekhkar.
.. CONDOM k Kaarkhane Bane.!



BOY TT SE:? Express kitne...
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BOY TT SE:? Express kitne baje ki hai???
TT: 1 baje??
BOY: local??
TT:9 baje??
BOY: malgadi??
TT:12 baje??
TT:kaha jana hai???
BOY: Patri pe tatti krne hai..



3 guys Talking Abut Aids 1....
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3 guys Talking Abut Aids
1. Me To Condom K Bina Krta Nhi
2. Me To Ungli Me B Phenta Hu
3. Me To Risk Nhi Leta Padosise Krvata Hu.


The Erectus Trouserius or the...
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The Erectus Trouserius or the Trouser Snake is d worlds most dangerous snake! Colour varies from pink to black. Its fangless, avg length 5-6 inches. Although some r said to reach 9 inches depending on honesty of its owner. It appears usually in bedrooms attacking women in d mouth or lower abdominal area. Its highly venomous spit can cause swelling lasting 9months! Some mutant species r also known to attack men from behind..



Boy on Phone Hello is...
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Boy on Phone Hello is it 22171314?
Rakhi Pawant: Zara Hindi me bolo.
Boy: Do do-do-ek-saat-tera-choda?
Rakhi: Wrong number, mera do-do-tin-tin-ek-saat-choda hai...





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