Clinton SMS Jokes
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SAB SE GHUL MIL JAANE KI AADAT HAI HAME APNI ALAG
PAHCHAN BANANE KE AADAT HAI HAME JITNA BHE GAHRA KOI GAM
DETA HAI USSE BHI JYADA MEETHA MUSKURANE KE ADAT HAI HAME.
Q : What was yesterday's Washington Post Headline?
A : Bush Beats Clinton
"One thing's for sure about Clinton...
He sure doesn't neglect domestic affairs!"
Q : Why does Clinton wish he was like Ted Kennedy?
A : Cause Kennedy has an ex-wife and a dead girlfriend
Q : Why was Monica Lewinsky transferred from the White
House to the Pentagon?
A : She was traded for two brunettes and a redhead to be named later.
Q : What did Clinton say to Gore about the whole affair?
A : Pardon me
News item: Mike McCurry, the President s Press Secretary, has
just resigned. He could no longer keep a straight face
I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass
Q : How does Bill keep Monica Lewinsky away from the White House?
A : He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride
LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT, UP& DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH